While surfing craigslist this morning, I came across this gem:
hurse (burlington, vt)
i have a 1976 hurse. It has good tranny. Comes with lawn tractor and weed wacker in back. perfect for interested in starting law service. rear struts have a few bee hives. this thing is a tank. Comes with 2 12's in cargo. has rear ramps!!!! Fully autographed cheyy chase sealing. Over sized Breaks and rotors and front break calipers. Rear 33's in back with sick mudden tires. 27s in the front. This thing is great, I have slept, and worked in the same atmosphere for 3 years and it still runs strong. I just bought a new Dodge colt wagon and cannot afford the 20 dollar a month insurance. it comes with an airconditioner for passenger window. i have it rigged to the battery.
This really needs no additional comments. I think it speaks for itself.
I love Vermont.
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This is phenomenal, and I can't believe it hasn't made the actual Best of Craigslist yet. We must make sure it does.
I feel like I need a translator to decipher this stuff. I have no idea what "autographed cheyy chase sealing" is, do you?
This is obviously a heavily layered, purposefully cryptic message from a galactic overlord to his minions here on earth.
As far as I can decipher, he is instructing them to gather all the Bob Ross VHS tapes they can find and be prepared to transport them back to the home planet soon.
There is also something about decommissioning the Bush and Cheney droids and preparing them for scrap salvage. The rest seems to be just alien spam.
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