Tuesday, November 13, 2007

Won't Someone Please Think of the Elephants?

I'm not one to follow the train wreck that is Paris Hilton's existence, but I just couldn't pass by this headline from the AP:

Hilton Tries to Help Drunken Elephants

Is it April 1st already?

4 comments:

Joshua said...
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Joshua said...

It may very well be April 1st already, as following the link now just redirects to a correction stating the whole thing didn't happen...

l.e.h. said...

Ah crap. That will teach me to believe the AP. I'll go back to my usual new sources of VPR and Slashdot.

l.e.h. said...

Ok, Ok. I definitely screwed up on this one by believe the AP. But in other news tonight I leave with:

Scientists Claim to Clone Monkey Embryos: http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/M/MONKEY_CLONES?SITE=VTBUR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

and

Man Killed by Gator while Fleeing Police:
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/ALLIGATOR_FATAL?SITE=VTBUR&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

I can't tell you why I have such an affinity for them, but I do. Enjoy.