A Sad, Sad Day

It's been tough going around here. Why? Because coffee plus my heart equals death. You see, I have this pesky little problem with heart palpitations. It's not fatal, per se, but it is extremely disconcerting to all of a sudden have your heart stop and start in random intervals for 10 minutes at a shot. So, with tears in my eyes and a throbbing in my cranium, I've had to lay off the java for a while until my caffeine sensitivity settles down a bit. These are truly dark times for those that have to interact with me on a daily basis. God help me. God help us all.