The Cruel Reality of Living in a Small Town

How you know you live in a small town and have been there way too long:

You view two newspapers' online slide shows of a valentine's day drag ball and you:

1. know more than half the crowd pictured
2. have dated more than one of the guys wearing a dress
3. now know what too many of your female friends look like wearing beards and pasties
4. spend most of the time critiquing your friends' drag outfits thinking you could have definitely done a better job on their make up
5. check out the way they've set up the venue because you rent it for one of your own events
6. wonder who donated to their fundraiser and if they'll share their mailing list
   

It may be time to move.