I have once again been slacking in my duties as author, comic, critic, and all around annoying purveyor of words and images. Forgive me. I'm in something of a manic period. In the last 24 hours I've sewed and decorated 3 skirts, dyed my hair, driven 40 miles, faxed 292 pieces of paper that it took me a week to create (government grant billing at work) taken 3 months worth of recycling to the solid waste district, cleaned my home, 2 litter boxes and a 75 gallon turtle tank, and slept a total of 2 hours. And if you back up from there you discover that I also purchased two pairs of shoes in addition to the three pairs I purchased the week before. In my defense, they are all very colorful and heavily patterned.
And I have no heat. And it's supposed to snow again tomorrow. Again.
And who keeps voting for the flaming dr. pepper?
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you bastard. now I may have to drink it.
*May* have to drink it? Welcome to your upcoming weekend in Chicago. It's either Flaming Dr. Pepper or Mad Dog 20/20.
Eww. Seeing as how I've become rather fond of my liver, Flaming Dr. Pepper it is.
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